Believe you can.

“You block your dream when you allow your fear to grow bigger than your faith.” ~ Mary Manin Morrissey

Don't be afraid of what life has to offer you. If you believe that life is worth living, your belief will help create the fact. The barrier between you and success is not something that exists in the real world. It's simply composed of doubts about your ability. Success is a state of mind. If you want to be successful, start thinking of yourself as successful. No matter what the level your ability is, you have more potential than you can ever develop in a lifetime.

“I couldn't wait for success... so I went ahead without it.” ~ Jonathan Winters

Babalaas Monday...

1.A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Jacob Zuma's ?" asked the man.
" Zuma's clock is in God's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

2.A housewife heard a knock at the door, and when she answered,
a man asked her if she had a vagina. The woman slammed the door in
disbelief at what the stranger had said.
The following day the same thing happened,
so she decided to tell her husband. The husband was outraged.
"Tomorrow I won't go to work," he said. "If the man returns
And asks if you have a vagina, say yes, and I will be hiding behind the
door.
"The next day the same man came again,
and when the woman opened the door, he asked if she had a vagina.
The woman replied, "Yes."
"Good," the man said. "Then please tell your husband to
Stop screwing my wife.

3.A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said. “I am a Father." The little boy replied. "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered. "I am the Father of many." The boy said. "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way! The priest, getting impatient, said. "I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said.

"Maybe you should wear a condom and your pants backwards instead of your collar."

Who You Think You Are

What is the image you have of yourself?
Who and what do you think you are?

If your self-image is in conflict with your goals, the self-image will win out and the goals will fall by the wayside.
Yet when your image of yourself is in agreement with your goals, those goals will be achieved in ways that seem almost effortless.

Who you think you are has a tremendous impact on the person you actually become.
And fortunately, you can choose precisely who you think you are.

Others will often try to tell you who you are, but you don't need to pay any attention to them.
Instead, decide to see yourself as the person you would most truly like to be.

The way you choose to see yourself exerts a steady and substantial influence on all the other choices you make.
And those choices add together to build the reality of your life.

Truly see yourself as the person who can live the life you most sincerely desire to live.
Who you think you are is precisely who you will come to be.