He Is 80, She is 20

HE IS 80,
SHE IS 20.
IT WAS THE TALK OF THE TOWN WHEN AN 80 YEAR OLD MAN MARRIED A 20 YEAR OLD GIRL.
AFTER A YEAR OF MARRIAGE SHE WENT INTO THE HOSPITAL TO GIVE BIRTH.
THE NURSE CAME OUT TO CONGRATULATE THE OLD FELLOW SAYING "THIS IS AMAZING! HOW DO YOU DO IT AT YOUR AGE" HE ANSWERED,"YOU GOT TO KEEP THE OLD MOTOR RUNNING." THE FOLLOWING YEAR THE YOUNG BRIDE GAVE BIRTH AGAIN. THE SAME NURSE SAID,"YOURE AMAZING, HOW DO YOU DO IT" HE AGAIN SAID "YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP THE OLD MOTOR RUNNING". THE SAME THING HAPPENED THE NEXT YEAR. THE NURSE THEN SAID "WELL,WELL,WELL, YOU CERTAINLY ARE QUITE A MAN. HE RESPONDED,"YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP THAT OLD MOTOR RUNNING." THE NURSE SAID,"WELL YOU BETTER CHANGE THE OIL,
THIS ONE IS BLACK"

Birthday Ja

Is it a year already, you sure? Jaar, it seems like yesterday when i was slatting vuil topics. Guess i'll just have to make everybody wys once again of the bushie way of doing things. You know, all the housas, braai's, vuil outings, boma camps wat wat, durbi durbs wat wat. Jy ken mos hoe jive die loskinders van hoe rik dit.

Ouens, dem girls, julle myde. A lil reminder of all the vuil post's.

HAPPY B`DAY HOE RIK DIT

SHO NIC DONT THINK I FORGOT BOUT THE HOE RIK DIT......VUIL!!

ITS BEEN I YEAR ALREADY "EISH ONS RAK OUD"

REMEMBER THE VUIL CAMP LAST YEAR THIS TIME IF YOU DONT???

DAN SAL EK JOU WYS MAAK!!!! KYK LINGS DAN REGS WAT SIEN JY "ONS BLOM NET SAG"

BUT WATCH THIS SPACE WE HAVE ANOTHER VUIL CAMP THIS WEEKEND AND THIS TIME THE CREW IS BIGGER THE WEEKEND IS LONGER EN "ZUMA WIL PRISIDENT IS EISH BLIKSHEM ZUMA KORT A CHALAMPIE"....

SHAP

WATSE DIE LOS KINDERS? "HOE RIK DIT"

WAT SE ONS?? "VUIL VUIL"

H.R.D SE DEUR IS ALTYD OOP VIR JULLE!!!!

HOLA@URBOY