Babalaas Monday...

1. ''Petrol''
Little Johnny catches his mom and dad making love dog-style
position.'
What are u doing daddy?' he asks,'
just putting some petrol in your
mommy my boy' his dad replies.'
Jislaaik daddy, mommy must be heavy on fuel coz uncle Sam just filled her up yesterday'

2. A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's maths teacher."