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Ek se fede my ma se kinders, hoe rik dit? Hoe was die weekend? Waar was jy, Where were you, Unolikayi?

Eish honne the weekend was mos off the hook! I was bloming by my bra's house on saturday, just slat a braai, gang beers and kinders. The ouens was k@k drunk, singing on the karaoke, still slating the R-E-S-P-E-C-T, playing pool and just going k@k on.

My broe, saturday was nca but yesterday hond, it was just de shit. You know, it was sunday, the best day of the week. The day where the beers taste like some more jack. What did you dalla cause if where not by Totties yesterday then you missed out big time gazi!

I wys you my broe, when we got there, they tell us the damage is R40. Now you must know its January and we still with 4 transie's full of the braza. That's mos gang chelt, think of all the alcohol you can buy with that! So we parked out side under a tree. I know, a tree in the dale, hard to believe isn't it? Anyway, we were bloming outside checking now where must go but drinking while we deciding what to do. After so two hours when i can get up I look mos left, the street is mos full, a bash my broe. After so another two hours if i can look to my right, 5 borrels rum on its back, k@k drunk with us.

Ja ne, the weekend was best!

Ok my mothers children, second half!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!