Babalaas Monday...

1.N CHRISTEN EN 'N MUSLIM IS NEIGHBOURS...
DIE CHRISTEN BESLUIT HY GAAN SY HUIS EXTEND. DIE MUSLIM BOU 'N TRIPLE
STOREY.
DIE CHRISTEN SIT 'N SWIMMING POOL IN SY JAART. DIE MUSLIM BOU 'N TENNIS
COURT.
DIE CHRISTEN KOOP 'N BM. DIE MUSLIM KOOP 'N ROLLS ROYCE.
DIE CHRISTEN SPUIT EEN DAG DIE BM NAT MET DIE HOSEPIPE. DIE MUSLIM SAAG
DIE ROLLS ROYCE SE EXHAUSTPIPE AF.
DIE CHRISTEN VRA: HOEKOM SAAG JY EXHAUSTPIPE AF.?
DIE MUSLIM SÊ: JULLE BAPTIZE EN ONS CIRCUMCISE.

2.Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

3.Rajpat (father): I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: "I will choose my own bride!!!
" Rajpat: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter..
" Son: "Well, in that case... ok"
Next Rajpat approaches Bill Gates.
Rajpat: "I have a husband for your daughter....
" Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!!!!!
" Rajpat: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
" Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case... ok"
Finally Rajpat goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Rajpat: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.
" President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!
" Rajpat: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.
" President: "Ah, in that case... ok"
And that is how Indians do business.