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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Gammat....


One day, Gamat was driving his Cortina down Voortrekker Road when he saw his bra,

Waanie, driving a brand new M3.

Gamat pulled up next to him with so a moerse smile that all his gold teeth showed.
He asks, “Waanie my broe, where did you chise this vark BM, it look jass my broe!”
“Moena gave it to me” Waanie says.
“She gave it to you! I knew that kin smaaked you,


but a new vark M3???”
“Jaa my broe, lemme wys you gou the nommer: We were driving on a gravel road, in the middle of nowhere. She parked the car, jumped out, took off all her clothes and shouted: “Waanie, take whatever you want.”
Kyk hie, I tjek mos “SALLLLUTE” so I took the car!
Jarrre Waanie, you mos kak slim!


Her clothes would mos never have fitted you!!!

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