some jokes to cheer up your babalaas Monday!!!

John asks his grandpa: "Do you still have sex with Granny?"Grandpa says: "Yes, but only Oral".John says: "what is oral?"Grandpa: "I say F*#k you, and she says:F*#k you too"________________________________________________________The 3 tragedies in a man's life:1- life sucks2- job sucks3- Wife does NOT!_________________________________________________________A man is dying of cancer. His son: "Dad why you keep tellingpeople you're dying of AIDS??". Answer: "so that when I die, no onewill dare to f#$k your mother."_________________________________________________________"I am your Doctor. sorry to inform you that you have a brainproblem. Your brain is in 2 parts... Left and right. The left parthas nothing right in it, and the right has nothing left in it"_________________________________________________________YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped.TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park!_________________________________________________________Question: "Why is a waist called a waist?"Answer: "because anything above the p*#sy and below the titsis a waste"_________________________________________________________A lady tells her Man: "I demand good manners in bed, just likeat the dinner table".The man climbs into bed slowly and says: "Honey,would you please pass me the vagina?"_________________________________________________________Question: "what's the similarity between a good-looking,faithful, rich husband who satisfies his wife sexually every nightand Bin Laden?""BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND"