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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

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THE FORMAL LIST OF PLAYER'S COMMANDMENTS... COURTESY OF ENTITY
The revolutionary guide to tightness
The guide to tightness- part 2!!!!
PLAYA'S COMMANDMENT #1
"Tightness is a virtue."
PLAYA'S COMMANDMENT #2 "I shall always have a copy of "JOE-ALL THAT I AM" in the ride."
PLAYA'S COMMANDMENT #3
"World class athletes practice, practice, practice. World class playa's practice, practice, practice." Get it tight, and keep it tight.
PLAYA'S COMMANDMENT #4
"If I find myself having difficulty being eloquent and smooth when I kick my game, I shall always quote JOE to the best of my ability."
PLAYA'S COMMANDMENT #5
"If it ain't tight, it ain't right."
PLAYA'S COMMANDMENT #6
"It doesn't matter if you win or lose, as long as you look good."
PLAYA'S COMMANDMENT #7
"Keep it Simple."
PLAYA'S COMMANDMENT #8
"Trust yo' damn self." .
PLAYA'S COMMANDMENT #9
"Displace your shame, and improve your game." For detailed instructions, study the "THE SHAME DISPLACEMENT THEORY" Courtesy of special guest playa, Mark Middleton
PLAYA'S COMMANDMENT #10
"Demand no less than the utmost respect. " For detailed explanation, refer to "THE RESPECT REQUIREMENT" Courtesy of guest playa, Too Sexy Bounty Hunter

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