Freaky Friday...

Why coloureds can't be terrorists:
1. We are always late. We would have missed all 4 flights.
2. Mooi kinnes on the plane would distract us.
3. We talk kak loud and bring attention to ourselves.
4. Met kos en cooldrink oppie plane, we'll soema forget why we're there.
5. We praat with our hands, so we must put the weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We'll soema argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. Os kannie 'n secret keep 'ie. We would have told everyone a week before doing it.
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
and last but not least...
10. We would have all lined up to get our photograph taken by one of the hostages.

Coloured thought for the day:
Great people talk about ideas.
Average people talk about things.
Small people talk about other people
And f@cking legends, like us, never talk...we just drink.