Happy Valentines Day.

1.Be my Valentine, my love,

As I will be for you,

And we will love the whole day long,

And love our whole lives through.
For love has no parameters

And does not end with time,

But is the gift of paradise,

A pinch of the sublime.
So let us take this holiday

To resubmit our love

To those within that know no sin

And with the angels move.

2.Happy Valentine, my love!

All my love is yours.

Praised be love that brings us home,

Pilgrims to these shores.

Yearnings here find harborage;

Vanities, sly smiles.

All that righteous anger rends,

Love here reconciles.

Even in the darkness where

No bitterness finds rest,

Thoughts of you are like a dawn

Intent on happiness.

Nor would I have so light a heart

Except that I am blessed!

3.Hearts and roses and kisses galore...

What the hell is that schtuff for

People get mushy and start acting queer

It's definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass.

Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass.

I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak

And wear all black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade…

For all they are doing is trying to get laid.

The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit,

Because I think love is a bunch of $#!+.
So there's my story... what can I say… Love bites ass... SCREW VALENTINE'S DAY!